Without further festive ado, here’s every Thanksgiving episode, ranked from worst to best:
“The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs” (Season 7)
Result: 204 votes.
What Happens: Chandler admits that he doesn’t like dogs, Tag comes over for dinner, Joey explains what “moo point” means, and Ross becomes obsessed with remembering all 50 states.
“The One With the List” (Season 2)
Result: 286 votes.
What Happens: Ross can’t decide between Julie and Rachel, so he makes a list…which Rachel finds. Oh, and Monica tries to make Mockolate happen.
“The One Where Underdog Gets Away” (Season 1)
Result: 304 votes.
What Happens: Rachel tries to go to Vail, Joey becomes known as the guy with VD, Chandler boycotts Thanksgiving (per usual), and Ross talks to Ben via Carol’s belly.
“The One With Rachel’s Other Sister” (Season 9)
Result: 748 votes.
What Happens: Rachel’s sister, Amy, comes for Thanksgiving; Phoebe helps Joey try to come up with a lie for why he missed the parade; Chandler is upset Emma wouldn’t be left to him; and Monica is obsessed with the safety of her plates.
“The One With the Late Thanksgiving” (Season 10)
Result: 1,611 votes.
What Happens: Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a pageant, and Ross and Joey go to a game, which causes them all to be late for Monica’s Thanksgiving. And don’t forget Chandler’s cranberry sauce.
“The One With Chandler in a Box” (Season 4)
Result: 2,713 votes.
What Happens: Joey makes Chandler stay in a box because he kissed Kathy, and Monica invites Richard’s son over for dinner.
“The One With All the Thanksgivings” (Season 5)
Result: 5,095 votes.
What Happens: Everyone tells the story (or stories) of their worst Thanksgiving: “More turkey, Mr. Chandler?”
“The One With the Football” (Season 3)
Result: 5,155 votes.
What Happens: Everyone plays football, Joey and Chandler fight for the attention of a Dutch girl, and Monica and Ross argue about the Geller Cup.
“The One With the Rumor” (Season 8)
Result: 5,655 votes.
What Happens: Joey promises to eat a whole turkey, Will and Ross reveal the “I Hate Rachel Green Club,” and Phoebe tries really hard to get Will to take his shirt off.
*And drumroll, please*
“The One Where Ross Got High” (Season 6)
Result: 6,884 votes.
What Happens: Monica tries to get Ross to admit to his parents that he smoked weed so that they will like Chandler, Rachel makes a “traditional English trifle,” Joey and Ross want to go and hang out with Janine and her hot dancer friends, and Phoebe announces her love for Jacques Cousteau.